ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I need moral support for this bender
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Randomize
