but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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