so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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