You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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