remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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