You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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