its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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