matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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