you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
