I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize