It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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