I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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