I heard we made out
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Randomize
