my soul wont recognize me after tonight
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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