Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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