I hate your face
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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