Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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