You work out of a Hotel?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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