stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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