All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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