I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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