i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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