And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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