dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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