My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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