I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
