I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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