Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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