How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
