Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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