Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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