It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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