'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
