just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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