what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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