I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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