And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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