Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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