ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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