problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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