champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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