Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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