So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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