do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
