Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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