You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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