she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize