How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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