Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Randomize
