dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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