at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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