But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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