There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
sex in a hospital.. check
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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