you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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