my room smells like sperm. sweet.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You're like the curious george of whores
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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