Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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