Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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