It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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