I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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